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• Oct

  13

  Massive bedroom project

  Filed under: The Fosters;

  I couldn’t take it anymore. My bedroom had turned into some sort of mayhem fueled, turd scattered minefield. Cats everywhere, dry food scattered all over. Wet food (pouches) splattered on the carpet and just a mess of ’stuff’. So I cleaned the whole room today. Said the heck with it.

  The upside? i found a use for those FedEx boxes I no longer needed.

  The bed’s messy because even after making it the kittens immediately scrambled forces, met on top and planned their revenge on me for cleaning up their landmines and paper shreddings
  
  By the way, one thing you’ll notice. There are NO pictures or any artwork on any wall in my home. I like bare walls.

  Next, we see the tactfully and artfully placed litter box and food dishes. ( i left the landmines in the litter box hoping they’ll think “Hey, that must be where we’re suppose to put them”)
  

  

  And finally, an unexpected surprise! Notice the kittens remind me directly after cleaning the room that I cannot deter them from ‘dookin’ where they see fit.
  

  UPDATE at 11:22pm PST:

  Oh nice. Murphy and his law stepped in for a visit. After doing all this cleaning, the little black kitten (Jackie) was turtle heading (you know what that is right?) and he smeared poop all over 3 of the white kittens. One really badly behind the head. He also left poop spots in numerous places on the carpet in the closet, and was kind enough to do the same on one of my pillows. See, the bed is pretty high and although the kittens have no quams with leaping off It still bugs me when they ‘thump’. So i put a pillow down where they usually land. Since I was cleaning today i decided to put fresh linens on the bed…….. Now one of the pillows has at least 7 poop blots on it.

  Oh and he still had dingleberries when he climbed up my t-shirt to sit on my shoulder. How I avoided my own little treasure is beyond me.

  Suffice to say that 4 kittens now need a bath, and his fur is nicely fused into a nasty little turd clump

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• Oct

  13

  What’s the deal with your face kitten?

  Filed under: The Fosters;

  Seriously? You’re the only kitten I’ve ever seen look pissed off. And it actually happens in lots of pictures. These are from today!
  
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